Are Democratic Party Politicians Carbon-Based Lifeforms?

Recent revelations demonstrate that the Democratic Party politicians have acted in concert to ignore the Bush-Cheney Three-Branch Regime's catalog of anti-Constitutional felonies and treasons against citizen rights. Our intrepid reporter, Dudley Doright, has intercepted a top-secret RNC video that shows the early life of politician lifeforms, which are later separated into the Democratic and Republican parties.

The video clearly shows how American politicians for both national and state governments are spawned by silicon-based aliens into a carbon-based ooze. After developing compound eyes and mouth-parts, they are released into cesspools deep in vaults at the Bank of England and the Bank of Japan, where they feed on animal feces for many years.

As they ascend the cessool's food-chain, they inculcate the felonious and treasonous usury that central bankers have camouflaged with corrupt national governments since 1694. When they reach a sufficiency of usury inculcation --indicated by the development of thoracic segments, two stout tails, and claws at the end of each of their six legs -- they are transferred to the many cesspools of the Federal Reserve system.

While continuing their training in the dank accounting vaults of Federal Reserve banks, they undergo decades of plastic surgery.

When they look almost human, they are released into the American political-party and electoral system. By this time, of course, they have demonstrated as a class that they will follow orders to defend the Federal Reserve's treasons, the sacred corruption machines of the superrich, and their fellow politician lifeforms to the death.

As Dudley's article continues, it becomes clear that the mature, silicon-based politician lifeform can be easily identified by its constant greed, its constant anti-Constitutional governance, and its constant willingness to butcher ordinary Americans for profit and power.

Dudley concludes that the superrich have recently surged the politician lifeform population after decades of astute preparation. Their growing of infectious and divisive belief systems has now almost completely cocooned the American people. The cocoon-resident insanity of cognative dissonance -- facts and related truth statements crashing and burning against reality-warping belief systems -- now means that the majority of Americans will remain paralytically cocooned forever.

The superrich have attained globalized nirvana. They owe it all to silicon-based politician lifeforms and American financial, political, and religious belief systems superfluous to political reality.

© 2007 by Stephen Neitzke