Military Commissions and Bush-Nazi Enabling Act of 2006

Snarkistic reportage plus legal torque

© by Stephen Neitzke, 2006 (780 words)

Reportage

WASHINGTON, DC: Tuesday, 17 October 2006 -- The presidential usurper and Overworld Empire prince of the blood, Georgie Bush-Nazi, has signed the Military Commissions and Bush-Nazi Enabling Act of 2006. Constitutionalists can go fish. Sieg Heil.

Ex post facto law is now the law of the land, gloriously reversing the Constitution and making innocent all of those who were guilty of felony murder in the Bush-Nazi's torture/murder gulag. That includes Georgie Bush-Nazi his very own self, as well as the Pentagon hierarchy of the Overworld Empire Minister of Middle East Wars, Donald Rumscheisskopfin and the Central Gestapo Agency heirarchy of the Bush-Nazi's private army, General Michael Hayden-Heydrich's Central Gestaspo Agency. All of the torture/murderers are now innocent as a newborn baby. Sieg Heil.

The Bush-Nazi is now the Glorious Decider of which American citizens are terrorist-dissenters and which secret rendition prison will be used for their infinite detention.

Habeas corpus is no longer an option in the terrorist-dissenter system. Seig Heil.

The MCBNEA orders the Totture/Murder Gulag administrators to go right on with their secret rendition prisons and their torturing and murdering, now with impunity through law legitimately made by the glorious Nazi despotism. Sieg Heil.

Shortly after signing the MCBNEA, the Bush-Nazi flew his own F-22 Raptor to the undecorated site where he buried the Constitution alive. His g-suit nut-case was bigger than ever.

At the burial site, the Nazi Congress had blown the hole out of solid granite, using Special Nazi Politicians C-4. (All Congresspersons have been given Secret Service protection from the "Hunt Down and Kill" program being preached by citizen insurgency groups, who are now themselves being hunted down and killed by Hayden-Heydrich's Gestapo, under the Citizen Seditions Act.)

The Bush-Nazi tossed his "goddamned piece of paper" into the still-smoking hole, ceremoniously ordering his Schwarzweissrotes Hakenkreuz Stadtbesirktrollen Sturmabteilung to fill in the hole with poured synthetic granite from Gros Halliburton. He then waddled his gigantic nut-case back to his F-22 and roared off into the sunset. Sieg Heil.

Nazi SCOTUS are falling all over themselves, carving up the Constitution's tombstone -- while the Nazi State Legislatures sporadically erupt with deafening huzzahs on Nazi all-channel cable TV.

Most Americans won't notice for years. They're too busy getting their piece of the pie and grinding their axes for whatever and whomever they've been divided against by the Nazi Corporations and Politicians Bund. All hail divisiveness. Help stamp out unity.

Georgie Bush-Nazi wins again. Heil, Georgie Bush-Nazi. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil.

Torque

Felony denial of habeas corpus, felony indefinite detention with no access to habeas corpus, and felony conspiracies against US citizen and Geneva Conventions rights resulting in the felony murder of detainees -- under 18 USC 241 and 18 USC 2441 -- occurred in the gulag (military prisons and CIA secret prisons in countries outside the US) long before Bush signed the unconstitutional ex post facto MCA, which exonerates those crimes retroactively. Bush signed the MCA, not into law, but into a blatantly unconstitutional anti-law regime. His act of signing perpetrated felony conspiracies against rights and violated his oath of office, the combination of which is an act of treason, defined for secessionist legislators in the 1860s.

The majority of Congress -- all Republicans and many Democrats -- are co-conspirators in the establishment of this anti-law regime, perpetrating felonies against rights and violating their oaths of office, the combination of which is an act of treason, defined for the secessionist legislators in the 1860s.

At minimum, Congress' passage of the MCA shields those guilty of the conspiracy to commit felony torture and murder of detainees in the gulag, and, in so doing, makes all assenting Congresspersons felonious accessories after the fact, in violation of 18 USC 3 -- "Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender in order to hinder or prevent his apprehension, trial or punishment, is an accessory after the fact".

Felony forfeits all immunities, legislative, executive, and judicial.

All felonious Congressional accessories-after-the-fact should be criminally prosecuted immediately, convicted, fined, and imprisoned for the 15-year maximum allowed by the statute for accessories, when the principles in the crime are punishable by life imprisonment or death.

All co-conspirators in the felony gulag murders -- including Bush -- should be criminally prosecuted immediately, convicted, and either sentenced to life imprisonment or executed.

The only things preventing those prosecutions are the treasonous obstructions of justice perpetrated against the American people by the Gonzales hierarchy at the Department of Justice and in the DOJ's US District Attorney system.

The obstructions of justice -- the collusion-collapsing of constitutional checks and balances -- marginalize everything we say in complaint. We need effective action against the 3-branch fascist despotism that is now masquerading as our national govt.

We need to get the Republicans out of power and the Democrats into power with Election 2006. But that lesser-of-evils voting won't make the nut, even if we can get around the Diebold election hacks. The Democratic Party is just another of the class-race elite's corruption machines that we need to turn off and dismantle.

Before and beyond Election 2006, we need to organize cross-country direct democracy citizen action groups (DD-CAGs) for something like the "Unity America" action plan described in "Open Letter To Susan", 13 September 2006, on this blog. See also, "Organized--Unorganized", 14 October 2006, also on this blog.

Modified Thu 19 Oct 2006, at 5:30am CDT.